Pimping Your Hen

Join us for the third and final instalment of the electric three-part Alternative Hen series by Mistress of Mayhem Siobhan Scanlon, founder of The Peacock Bride. In part three Siobhan explores the art of Peacocking with party accessories.

PCB logo BW PNG

IMG_0492

 

Hencessories

So you’ve picked the date, chosen the location and pestered the hens, the only thing left to do is to choose the hencessories (aka accessories for hens). Now this can open up a can of worms; Do we choose a theme? Do we dress the bride as a 6ft c*ck (it being a hen and all)? Will granny wear a leopard-print tail? In truth these these are just minor blips along the journey. With so much to consider choosing the right accessories need not be a worry if you follow our tips for choosing the right accessories for the big do.

Peacock the Bride

Peacock the Bride: Peacocking means dressing flamboyantly and for attention. Rule number 1: the bride must stand out. Whether that be with a flashing veil, a sequinned hairband or a ‘drama queen’ emblazoned tiara, it must mark her role at the party. The good news is thank to fluffy wands and metallic wings there’s more choice than ever and trust us any bird worth her salt has a pair of these. In short, pimping the bride need never be a chore.

 

Hens who play together

Hens who play together, stay together: An often underestimated factor in the creation of a great ‘night out’ are what we call ‘fun fuellers’. These are anything to unite a group of unknowns in a light hearted way. Our favourites include inflatable instruments, glitter top microphones, photo props, fake tattoos and of course piñatas… There is nothing quite like watching a blindfolded chick aimlessly beat a half bashed unicorn.

Faust's Potions Pic

Look after your broad: So the big night has been and gone, and has most likely left a thumping sensation behind for the majority of hens. I’ve been to enough hens to know that foreseeing a grim aftermath can often be enough to tame a hen in her tracks which is not what anyone wants. But there is a cure, and they come in the form of 2 x 25ml health shots known as Faust’s Potions. These are pure magic. After a few too many G&Ts take the Asleep Potion before hitting the hay and the Awake Potion when you rise. Overnight they will work their way round your insides delivering all kind of goodness to your vitamin depleted carcass and come morning you’ll have more gusto than Miley Cyrus on speed.

Connect with The Peacock Bride’s whimsical world of poultry cool via FacebookTwitter and Instagram.

Thank you for joining us for The Peacock Bride // Bane + Antidote Alternative Hen series!

Keep your eyes on The Peacock Bride for our next collaboration this Autumn. When the nights draw in, the parties get longer. More room for depravity and the sublime we say… Bring it on. #alifelessordinary #badlybehavedbalance