Pimping Your Hen

Join us for the third and final instalment of the electric three-part Alternative Hen series by Mistress of Mayhem Siobhan Scanlon, founder of The Peacock Bride. In part three Siobhan explores the art of Peacocking with party accessories.

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Hencessories

So you’ve picked the date, chosen the location and pestered the hens, the only thing left to do is to choose the hencessories (aka accessories for hens). Now this can open up a can of worms; Do we choose a theme? Do we dress the bride as a 6ft c*ck (it being a hen and all)? Will granny wear a leopard-print tail? In truth these these are just minor blips along the journey. With so much to consider choosing the right accessories need not be a worry if you follow our tips for choosing the right accessories for the big do.

Peacock the Bride

Peacock the Bride: Peacocking means dressing flamboyantly and for attention. Rule number 1: the bride must stand out. Whether that be with a flashing veil, a sequinned hairband or a ‘drama queen’ emblazoned tiara, it must mark her role at the party. The good news is thank to fluffy wands and metallic wings there’s more choice than ever and trust us any bird worth her salt has a pair of these. In short, pimping the bride need never be a chore.

 

Hens who play together

Hens who play together, stay together: An often underestimated factor in the creation of a great ‘night out’ are what we call ‘fun fuellers’. These are anything to unite a group of unknowns in a light hearted way. Our favourites include inflatable instruments, glitter top microphones, photo props, fake tattoos and of course piñatas… There is nothing quite like watching a blindfolded chick aimlessly beat a half bashed unicorn.

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Look after your broad: So the big night has been and gone, and has most likely left a thumping sensation behind for the majority of hens. I’ve been to enough hens to know that foreseeing a grim aftermath can often be enough to tame a hen in her tracks which is not what anyone wants. But there is a cure, and they come in the form of 2 x 25ml health shots known as Faust’s Potions. These are pure magic. After a few too many G&Ts take the Asleep Potion before hitting the hay and the Awake Potion when you rise. Overnight they will work their way round your insides delivering all kind of goodness to your vitamin depleted carcass and come morning you’ll have more gusto than Miley Cyrus on speed.

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Thank you for joining us for The Peacock Bride // Bane + Antidote Alternative Hen series!

Keep your eyes on The Peacock Bride for our next collaboration this Autumn. When the nights draw in, the parties get longer. More room for depravity and the sublime we say… Bring it on. #alifelessordinary #badlybehavedbalance






Can Reflexology Cure a Hangover?

Bane + Antidote review alternative hangover cures for you to add to your wound-licking arsenal. Does reflexology work? Find out here. 

Before we get started, there is something I must admit. I got hideously over-involved with the research for this piece. I went deep cover. Four glasses of champagne, six glasses of wine and two cocktails later I was in the zone… in the zone of clutching my head and wishing the ground would open up and swallow me whole. Cycling in the rain the next morning was no fun at all. Every bitching bump was like a cattle prod to the back of my head. I was kicking myself, metaphorically (I was in no state for feats of two-wheeled acrobatics), for making such an early (12 noon) Saturday morning commitment. I finally arrived at Netil House panting and sweaty with clouds of alcohol fumes trailing me like a swarm of midges. Poor Rachel Morgan I thought as I shuffled inside.

Rachel MorganRachel practices out of a sound-proofed cave of softness on the first floor of Netil House in East London. Her first encounter with reflexology was in 2008, when she started training in drug-free alternatives that encourage the body’s natural healing processes.

The first thing I noticed was the music. I have a very low tolerance for spa jangling. To my delight Rachel was playing some wonderfully mind bending tracks. Strange ethereal, industrial noises (if that’s not a contradiction in terms) filled the room. Subtle enough to be barely noticeable, but interesting enough to carry your mind on a meditative journey for over an hour.

As I lay back on the supremely comfortable treatment table, swaddled in blankets, with my jeans pulled up to my knees, my heart started to race. I am extraordinarily ticklish. So much so that I have never had a pedicure. And in arranging to submit myself to this treatment for this piece, I had somehow failed to acknowledge the fact that reflexology focusses almost entirely on the feet. I think I had confused it kinesiology. Oh well. I was past the point of no return.

I can’t speak for all reflexologists, but Rachel’s touch was everything a ticklish individual could hope for. Firm, confident, self-assured and yet soft at the same time. To my amazement I didn’t squirm once. Rachel Morgan uses incredible hot basalt rocks to massage the relevant pressure points in the feet and lower legs. As the rocks cool Rachel swaps them for newly heated ones. Sometimes the heat is so intense it feels as if they might burn, but I found that going into the pain and embracing the heat was a very cleansing, reviving experience. At times Rachel really focussed on particular points, applying a lot of pressure and really working on a particular spot. It was a strangely satisfying sort of pain, like that of a well executed back massage.

I think what really got me was the simple act of someone massaging my feet with the care of a mothers touch. I can’t think of anything more attuned to that self-pitying hungover state, than to lie swaddled in blankets listening to dreamy music while some lovely individual gives your feet an hour long hug. It’s totally brilliant. My spinning head was brought back into my body, and it was a joy to drift along in a deep trance like state for an hour. I was surprised at how deep I went. There was a ‘switch-it-off-and-switch-it-on-again’ genius to the whole process… If you can trick the mind into relaxation, when you come back to reality nothing seems quite so bad.

feetI also firmly believe in the liver cleansing properties of reflexology, now that I have experienced first hand what it can do. After being treated by Rachel Morgan, my headache was gone, my eyes felt clearer, reality made sense again and I no longer wanted to vomit. I can’t vouch for all reflexologists, but Rachel is a supremely talented individual. I quaffed a Faust’s Potions Awake Potion natural hangover cure on my way out just to make sure.

One word of warning – chuffed with my new found ability to handle reality and all that, I bounded out of Netil House and straight to Borough Market where I consumed a massive fry up. Bad idea. System overload. I struggled to keep it down. The nausea soon passed but the message was very clear – give your body, and this experience, the respect that it deserves. It felt as though something quite major had shifted in my body, a real hard-drive rejigging if you like. My modus operandi for the rest of the day was giant cushions and herbal tea, an inclination I should’ve acknowledged pre fry up. I became very cat like for the next 24 hours. But my feet felt GREAT, as did my head.

VERDICT: Reflexology CAN cure a hangover. We hereby proclaim it to be Bane + Antidote Quick Fix #1.

For a full list of Rachel’s treatments and prices please visit Rachel Morgan Therapies.

Keep up to date with Rachel’s work on Facebook and Twitter.

 

Win FREE Alternative Wedding Favours for Very Naughty Guests!

In celebration of the National Wedding Show, Faust’s Potions are giving away 100 vials of their
delicious natural hangover cures, complete with a deluxe gift wrapping set!

Bane + Antidote co-founder Nina Faust created Faust’s Potions out of a realisation that an adventurous spirit depends on physical and mental wellbeing before all else. The apothecary style cult-secret natural remedies that she created combat hangovers, jet lag and fatigue… making them perfect wedding favours for naughty, jet-set, fun loving guests… and unlike the proverbial sugared almond, one that will be very gladly received! In celebration of her stand at The National Wedding Show Nina is giving one lucky couple to chance to win Faust’s Potions wedding favours for all their guests.

Enter on Facebook via the link below, but make sure to share to increase your chances of winning… if you do your name will be counted an additional 5 times for each friend of yours that follows suit! Enlist friends and family to enter for you to increase your odd still further! Good luck…

Win Apothecary Style Wedding Favours For All Your Guests!

 

Cold Brew Tea – A Health Kick That the Brits Will Love

We seem to be a nation of sceptics when it comes to the latest global health trend, but what could be more approachable than a nice cup of char?

kenkoMove over cold pressed juices, we are entering the age of cold brew tea. The latest health trend to take America and Hong Hong by storm, cold brew tea is valued for it’s increased nutritional content and reduced caffeine content as compared to its steaming, steeped counterparts.

Kenko Tea Bar, an independent startup currently doing well at their Old Street Station popup in London, told us that their tea leaves are soaked for at least eight hours at 7 degrees celsius, allowing the flavours, antioxidants and nutrients to infuse, while the bitterness and much of the caffeine gets left behind.

kenoKenko‘s teas contain ‘more of antioxidants than a serving of ANY fruit or vegetables’ (!) are high in vitamins and mineral, and extremely low in calories. Green tea has been shown to improve brain function, boost the immune system, reduce the risk or heart attacks and stroke, and increase metabolism. We’re sold.

Our favourite is the Pure Matcha. What better accompaniment than a Faust’s Potions Awake Potion natural health shot? After such an intense nutrition burst it will quite literally be time for #WorldDomination, so watch out world!

Good intentions aside, we are already musing on the potential for a ‘Long Island’ line, of course.

 

Win Apothecary Style Wedding Favours for All Your Guests!

Faust’s Potions are giving away 100* of their luxury hangover cures with a boutique gift wrapping set. Find out how to enter here.

*for couples with over 100 guests, a 25% discount on additional favours will be available.

POST-CARD RETAIL 2 copyBane + Antidote co-founder Nina Faust created Faust’s Potions out of a realisation that an adventurous spirit depends on physical and mental wellbeing before all else. The apothecary style cult-secret natural remedies that she created combat hangovers, jet lag and fatigue… making them the perfect addition to your weekend, wedding and festival SOS kits. Their triple function make them perfect wedding favours for naughty, fun loving guests, and one that will be gladly received. In celebration of her stand at The National Wedding Show Nina is giving one lucky couple to chance to win Faust’s Potions wedding favours for all their guests.

Enter via the link below, but make sure to share after you do to increase your chances of winning – for every friend of yours that enters after you share the link, your name will be entered an additional 5 times!

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In celebration of the National Wedding Show, Faust’s Potions are giving away 100 vials of their
naughty little hangover cures, complete with a deluxe gift wrapping set. 100% natural, these beautifully wrapped cult secrets get everyone talking. The magnitude of guests’ gratitude will become apparent the next morning! Show them how much you care. SHARE ON FACEBOOK TO RECEIVE EXTRA ENTRIES!

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What to Do on Valentine’s Day if You’re Single

Bane + Antidote have sourced the funnest, quirkiest Valentines Day weekend events and shenanigans from around the world. Singletons say ‘no’ to misery and mediocrity – dust off your disco shoes and fly.

By Slava T Gordon

It may come as a surprise that Valentine’s Day was first associated with romantic love by comedian, playwright and founding father of the English language Geoffrey Chaucer in the Middle Ages. Whatever its origins, it has grown to become a global celebration of love, and a vital post-Christmas source of revenue for card manufacturers, confectioners and florists worldwide.

But what if you’re one of the millions of people who haven’t found ‘the one’? Or one of the thousands of people whose Facebook relationship status says, ‘It’s Complicated’? Should you lock yourself in your room shedding tears for good times past? Hell no! The world is chock full of people just like you, and they’ll all be having a splendid time, so why not join them? Your options are to join those uniting in mutual rejection of love, or those that are going out to find it. Either way it’s bound to beat a bunch petrol station flowers and a high pressure candlelit dinner.

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Still need convincing? This article will get you in the right frame of mind: Why Valentine’s Day Is Actually The Best For Single Girls (same goes for guys too).

Authors note: Whether you plan to drown your sorrows or to raise a toast to individualism, you’d be wise to stock up on hangover cures. Check out our shop for details.

 

 

 

London

1. The Artful Badger present Love & Lightning Valentines Ball at The VAULT Festival Lates 

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13th & 14th of February 2015

After the sell out success of the 2014 Art of Hearts Valentines Ball, the Artful Badger are delighted to invite you on another amorous adventure of exploding emotions and magnetic attractions. For two nights we, once again, infiltrate the tunnels below Waterloo Station as part of the Vault Festival 2015. Rooms of love and lust where wild music and passionate performances set the scene for mischief and match making. Secret rooms, stalls, games, alluring aerial, boisterous bands, provocative & punchy performances, delectable dancers and of course…a romantically rampant party!!

2. If sexy debauchery is what you are after head directly to the Library Members Club.

Hosted by MEATtransMISSION’s Radio Love, a night not to be missed with burlesque routines from House of Kittens, live painting by Alex Tzavaras, and cocktails and general misbehavior instigated by House of Wrong, ‘So wrong it’s left’.

3. You may be surprised to discover Valentine’s Day is a great day to try your hand at taxidermy.  

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Stop in at Horsely House to craft your own pair of ‘Anthropomorphic mice’ in their special Valentine’s Day workshop. ‘All equipment and ethically sourced animals provided. After this 5 hour class you will leave with your own pair of romantically entwined mice‘. Yes, you did read that correctly. Read more here.

4. If you just want to dance until the sun comes up, head to one of the edgiest underground party locations in the city – Hackney Wick.

Check out Number 90 Valentines Day & Night Party – they will keep you going with great House and Techno from the Half Baked Familia, ft. Bloody Mary, Konrad Black & Geddes at Number 90 Wallis Road.

5. Friday I’m in Love sing-along club at The Phoenix 

Karaoke? Pah! That’s just for show-offs. The real fun comes from 200 souls singing as one. That’s the deal at the UK’s first ever singalong club; grab a songbook and throw your arms around your friends – or complete strangers – as you belt out hits all backed by the amazing FIIL house band. Previous special guests include comedians Al Murray, Sara Pascoe, Tim Vine and Phil Jupitus’ .

If none of the above float your boat, The Londonist has found 13 Non Clichéd Things To Do On Valentine’s Day.

 

New York

Image and text courtesy of NewYork.com’s post, 7 Unique Events at New York Museums. Read the full article for many more V Day weekend tips.

1. Missed Connections Valentine’s Day Party at New York Transit Museum

‘Everyone has had the guilty pleasure of cruising the Missed Connections section of Craigslist from time to time, whether to poke fun at other people, or in the far-fetched hope of finding love with a complete stranger from the F train. Take it a step further by attending the 5th Annual Missed Connections Valentine’s Day Party at the New York Transit Museum (Feb. 12, 6:30–8:30pm), which includes Valentine’s crafts and love poetry inspired by Missed Connections posts; tastings from NuNu Chocolates, Brooklyn Winery and Brooklyn Brewery; a photo booth; and an informative talk from OkCupid cofounder Christian Rudder. Boerum Pl. and Schermerhorn St., from $15, web.mta.info’

2. MoSex Steamy Valentine’s Weekend 2015

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‘Get steamy on Valentine’s Day at the Museum of Sex. On February 13 and 14, the museum will remain open until midnight and offer spa-themed packages featuring stimulating exhibitions, aphrodisiac cocktail “treatments” (fruit-infused vodka shooters) and the debut of the museum’s new sensual bath and body kit. 233 Fifth Ave., from $20,  museumofsex.com’

3. Sensory Tour: Valentine’s Day at Brooklyn Museum

‘Discover the power of touch on the Sensory Tour: Valentine’s Day (Feb. 14, 2:30pm) at the Brooklyn Museum, which is offered to the blind or partially sighted, or simply those who wish to expand their appreciation of art beyond sight alone. A museum guide will lead guests through exhibits by including rich verbal descriptions, interactive discussions and curated sound and tactile experiences. 200 Eastern Parkway, Brooklyn, free, brooklynmuseum.org’

4. Love Cults, Drugs and the Hypnotic Arts at Morbid Anatomy Museum

‘One thing’s for sure: Your Valentine won’t soon forget this date. On February 14 (1–4pm), the museum is hosting a Valentine’s Day Special Workshop where you and a friend can make anthropomorphic insect shadowboxes together. In the evening (8pm), Love Cults, Drugs and the Hypnotic Arts  presents sex-culture historian Mel Gordon lecturing on “the erotic procedures and shameful public exposés that transformed… American courtship habits.” The lecture is accompanied by rare film clips chosen by Gordon, who is the author of Voluptuous Panic: The Erotic World of Weimar BerlinMorbid Anatomy Museum, 424 3rd Ave., Brooklyn, from $20, morbidanatomymuseum.org’

 

Paris

It may be the city of romance, but even in gay Paris you still have options. Check out the following articles before resorting to a candlelit dinner pour un:

 

Los Angeles

The events and text below were taken from LA Weekly’s post, 8 Valentine’s Day Events to help you celebrate your freedom. Read the full article for loads of great ‘anti Valentine’s Day’ tips.

1. Bacari PDR’s

‘Bacari PDR’s awesomely long happy hour from 5 pm to 11 pm is the place to go if you are single and live in Playa del Rey. The anti-Valentine’s Day for singles theme has inspired $8 speciality cocktails like the “Love Me Tinder” made with a spicy infused vodka, grapefruit and lime juice, dry curacao, fallernum liqueur, and cranberry and lime bitters. All small plates (excluding seasonal menu items) will be $6. Guests can also drown their sorrows in a $20 open bar all-nighter, which includes 90 minutes of all-you-can-drink red, white and sparkling wine, sangria, and house beer. Sounds like an Uber kind of night.6805 South Vista Del Mar Lane, Playa del Rey; (310) 439-2100,bacaripdr.com’

2. Anti-Valentine’s Party at Bird’s Café/Bar

5925 Franklin Ave.
Hollywood, CA 90028
(323) 465-0175
Date: Feb. 14, 2015, at 8 p.m.

So, you’ve been dumped and are still licking your wounds and trying to mend your broken heart. That’s all right. Bird’s Café/Bar will enjoy embracing your woe-is-me presence on Valentine’s Day. For two decades, this neighborhood dive – known for its juicy rotisserie chicken and black-heart martinis – has thrown well-attended pity parties for down-in-the-mouth souls. You’ll get a chance to engage in some righteous voodoo-doll therapy, and listen to such tunes as “These Boots Are Made For Walkin’” and “Love Stinks.” Make sure your ditching story is comfort-worthy, because door prizes will be awarded to those with some of the sappiest tales.’

 

Hong Kong

Read Quintessentially’s QInsider/HongKong article on ‘Anti-Valentine’s Day Options‘ in the city. Our favourite? Anti-Valentine’s Day at Fatty Crab.

‘Kicking proceedings off a day early, Fatty Crab celebrates single-life with its Anti-Valentine’s Day evening on Friday 13th February. Think cocktails from guest bartenders, an in-house tattoo artist and plenty of hot, hip individuals’. 

 

International

CUPID’S UNDIE RUN

Put the hilarity in charity’ in 38 international cities including New York, San Francisco, Silicon Valley, Los Angeles, and Sydney.

‘Cupid’s Undie Run is a mile(ish) run in your bedroom-best on Valentine’s weekend. No, we’re not crazy, we’re just crazy serious about raising money for The Children’s Tumor Foundation. We raised over $2.8 Million in donations last year, so come join the fun and help us double it for 2015! Brief’ run. BIG party. Millions fundraised!”’

New Year’s Eve Vegan Turmeric Hangover Curing Recipe

NYE Vegan Turmeric Hangover Curing Recipe

Prepare a vat of this before you lunge at your New Year’s celebrations. Reheat and consume upon returning. We promise you won’t regret it.

This soothing vegan bed-time drink contains nearly everything your body needs to help it recover from an evening’s over-indulgence. If accompanied by a Faust’s Asleep Potion natural hangover cure, you’ll rocket out of bed in the morning.

Honey and cinnamon help rebalance blood sugar levels, and speed the elimination of toxins from the liver post celebratory imbibing. Ginger will help ease nausea, boost circulation and replenish energy levels while you sleep. Turmeric has powerful healing properties – in addition to boosting liver function the root is known to ease respiratory ailments thereby helping to combat winter coughs and colds. Cloves ease a troubled digestive tract, and have strong analgesic properties that will soothe a pounding head.

However, to really destroy the hangover gremlins and begin 2015 with a clear head this Vegan Turmeric Milk should be accompanied by a Faust’s Asleep Potion. This natural hangover cure contains hearty doses of 5-HTP (to combat the depressive and sleep disrupting effects of alcohol consumption), N-Acetyl Cysteine (a powerful antioxidant that neutralises Acetaldehyde, the toxic byproduct of alcohol breakdown), and electrolytes (to aid rehydration). This natural remedy works best when followed by an Awake Potion the morning after.

It’s New Year’s Eve! ‘GO FOR IT’ we say! Just remember that the true party animal looks after their secretly mortal vessel… It’s the clandestine trick to becoming the life-and-soul.

New Year’s Eve Vegan Turmeric Hangover Curing Recipe

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup organic almond milk
  • 1/2 tsp turmeric powder
  • 1 tsp freshly grated ginger
  • 2 cinnamon sticks
  • 4 cloves
  • 1 tsp organic local honey

Recipe:

Place the ingredients in a saucepan and bring up to a simmering temperature. Do not allow to boil. Simmer for 10 minutes, and then strain out the solids. The ginger absorbs some of the liquid so be generous with your almond milk. Consume immediately, or allow to cool before storing in a fridge. This mixture will keep for at least a week, so you can make a litre or more of it in advance and enjoy this delicious detoxifying treat every evening with ease.

Claire Hamilton BSc MBAcC LicAc on Faust’s Potions Natural Hangover Cures

Claire Hamilton is an acupuncturist and yogi, the founder of Wild*Wellbeing, and a comforting presence for many disco-weary souls at many of the UK’s leading festivals. She tells us why she recommends Faust’s Potions as a natural solution to the symptoms of a fast-paced lifestyle.

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Why I trust that Faust’s Potions work:

Having been a lover of potions, lotions and all things that nature can cure since I was a teenager, when I was introduced to Faust’s Potions by Nina they just made sense to me. 

I have studied nearly the A-Z of healing… from Ayurvedic massage with an Indian guru and Aromatherapy with Neal’s Yard Remedies, to supplements with Solgar Vitamins; from meditation, shiatsu and Yoga in the Himalayas to 7 years of formal training in a Psychology & Physiology… and most recently a degree in Chinese Medicine and Acupuncture! I finally feel as if I know a thing or two about about healing! After nearly 20 years of learning, researching & experience in my clinic, I can differentiate between what will help a person and what will not very quickly.

The ingredients in Faust’s Potions herbal hangover, jet lag and fatigue remedies are no doubt carefully selected and perfectly combined, but I am primarily drawn to them because the Potions combine medicinal wisdom from the East and West (something I am particularly passionate about). In fact I have recommended similar combinations of vitamins and supplements to my patients countless times, but hadn’t come across a product that combined them in one magical formula – until Faust Potions came along! The ingredients are potent and work; the Awake and Asleep Potions do exactly what they say on the tin. And as they come in such handy packaging, I can now stop rattling around with a purse full of morning and evening vitamins.

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Why I recommend Faust’s Potions:

A lot of my patients work hard and play hard, and hence suffer from the inevitable exhaustion, anxiety and insomnia that affects such types. People who live a fast-paced lifestyle tend to use coffee to get going in the morning and keep going beyond, alcohol to calm down at the end of the day and in a lot of cases prescription drugs to help with sleep and feeling sane. This lifestyle is not sustainable over a long period of time without negatively affecting health. Many people are now seeking a more natural, balanced and healthy way to keep up with their lifestyles.

Because of my work in London as a healthcare practitioner and as founder of Wild*Wellbeing at the renowned Secret Garden Party and Wilderness festivals, I have witnessed the need for this kind of remedy first-hand. I have recommended Faust’s Potions to my patients time and time again. Naturally they are an essential part of my personal survival kit every summer!

After a heavy night, people are increasingly drawn toward refuelling their bodies with healthy, natural nutrients which are fast acting and have more long-term health benefits than the traditional oily-salty-food-and-hair-of-the-dog combo. As far as hangover cures go, the Awake Potion has it all. Where the night before is concerned, seasoned party animals and festival revellers would be wise to ditch their Valium for an Asleep Potion, eye mask and some ear plugs… they’s be away with the fairies before they knew it! As 5HTP is one of the key ingredients in the Asleep Potion, they’d find that they woke up in a better mood than when they went to sleep, which at a festival, surely has to be a first?!

Claire Hamilton

BSc MBAcC LicAc

Acupuncturist, Yogi & founder of Wild*Wellbeing

www.claire-hamilton.com

Twitter @WellbeingLondon

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Faust’s Potions natural solutions are available to purchase here.